Dad Code #1: Do not get children’s theme songs stuck in other dads heads.

There is something inherently evil about children’s songs as they are engineered to stick in the mind looping for hours on end. Even more evil than the songs themselves are those who inflict said songs on unsuspecting dads.

If you are suffering from such an issue, you have an obligation to refrain from humming, singing or whistling said tune aloud around other dads.